ALLIED BRANDS LAUNCHES MASSIVE SHARE DEVALUATION PROGRAM

Allied Brands Ltd has today launched a plan to find 2,000,000 more suckers interested in buying shares and enjoying their fall towards zero.

ABQ SHARE RIPOFF

This represents another 12% dilution of existing shareholder equity. The majority of these funds to be given (loaned, haha) for the purchase (gift) of $750,000 to the current non-performing CEO, Shane Radbone.

AND AS PART OF THE "EXTRAORDINARY" MEETING, MANAGEMENT HAS ASKED FOR THE RIGHT TO ISSUE ANOTHER 15% OF NEW SHARES! MORE DILUTION!

ALLIED BRANDS MOTTO